Welcome to the Fortress of Qielster.

Day 8: Upload a picture of your room and talk about your room.
This is one of the hardest thing to do for me. Im telling you, its not easy for me to show people my room, my crib, my lair, my main hideout place. The only people who have been here, my room, which where I am right now are my family, some friends, three of my exes, drunk girls(and boys) who didn't remember anything the next day and I had to call them a cab, this sober acquaintance who wanted to 'kidnap' me and we ended up going to my house.. yeh I know, real smart, my always-stoned friends, my horny friends who desperately needed a place to get hot(don't worry, I always change my bed sheet after.. talk about pathogens right), my cats, my neighbor and her brother.. who else..?

I guess thats it. None of them are strangers, except when I want them to or they want to check out my bed, if you know what Im talking about. None of them are strangers that I didn't want to.. how to put this delicately.. want to fuck. Yes I know that is in a moral gray area but, come on, don't act innocent, holy, naive and all that shit. Seriously, you are no saint here. Alright I admit, its not that hard to show people my room. Why? That is because all those people who have come to the Fortress of Qielster have the exact same reaction when the first time they been to my room which is, "Oh my god, your room is so fucking messy. And cluttered too! It's like an abandoned room." Well yes, I dont keep my room tidy. Who does? Maybe someone who wants to take pictures of her room to put on her blog.. Oh hell yes Ive cleaned my room, a little bit, and that's why its not that hard to show the world what my room looks like. Alright, let the tour begin. 

Click picture to enlarge. Here is a picture of half of my room.This is basically what you'll see when you open my room door and look to your right. Yeh I know, whats that black painting on the wall? Oh I really dont know. My friends and I were stoned long time ago and we just started to paint the wall. Stupid, I know. You have a zebra rug?! Yes I do. My mum bought it in Africa last year and I think It'd look better on my room's floor. 

Alright. This is the other half of my room. Left door, exit. Right door, toilet. Yes, I have organised my useless stuffs. Is that a globe? Yes it is obviously a globe, what is wrong with you guys. You wear shoes inside your house? No, absolutely not. I have those white shoes in my room because I just bought them yesterday. So basically, you've seen my room entirely. Yeh I know my room is not that big, not that cool like your room, but its my only room you know. And I love my room. Oh you guys want some close ups? Of course, sure right away. Wanna check out my bed? 

Yes, that is my neighbor's guitar and no, I didn't put it on my bed on purpose to make this picture better. This is the place that I turn to whenever I feel.. pretty much everything. I eat, read, sleep, get wild and nasty, study, cry, play with Rex, go online, play games, everything. I do everything on/in my bed. And I love it. I would never leave my bed.

This is a close up of my shelves. You can pretty much see all the things I put here. Some of my books, cds, my mummy's tomb(oh yeh, its listening to music), gifts I got, my ukulele there and the stuffed monkey someone gave me, my watches, lotions, etc etc. Well, the tour ends here. I hope you guys had a good time looking at the pictures only and not reading everything I wrote. Because I know, its toooo fucking long. I just like details alright. To describe every single thing. Sue me for that... Hmm there you go, Day 8, selesai!

Things to do after high school.

Day 7: Create a list of your favorite things to do when you’re off from school. Oh my god, I've been waiting for this challenge since Day 1! I know, some of you form five students, wait.. most of you guys.. hmm no, all of you guys cannot wait any longer for the day of your last paper whether it be Art(for me on the 8th of Dec) or Economics, etc etc because not only you can feel relieve, free from your pain, anxiety or distress once and for all but also you can get your, wait for it.. free, wait for it.. dom. By that I mean not only go clubbing with your parents' permissions, but you also can do anything you want to. Im telling you, every single thing that you have been dreaming, planning these few years, the only time you can do it is after spm. That is why I couldn't wait for Day 7 challenge so I can share with you guys about it. Oh Im not only gonna list out my favorite things to do, Im gonna list out everything!

• Reset my alarm clock. I would never want to wake up at 6 in the fucking morning again!
• Set all my school books on fire.
• Get a new camera. And phone.
• Gardening everyday. With my mum of course.
• Always keep my car clean.
• Maybe get a new car. What car I'd like to get? Sunbeam Alpine convertible.
• Sign up for dancing class. No Im not a sissy.
• Go to several colleges' open days
• Harry Potter marathon!
• And How I Met Your Mother.
• Take actual guitar classes. Not only learn it from youtube.
• Read more books. Like millions more!
• Go out with someone often.
• Ride public transport every time I go out.
• Exercise everyday!
• Get a job. Maybe an internship.
• Buy clothes whenever I want to.
• Help my mum with her restaurants' things.
• Volunteer myself to help those who are in need.
• Sell my old clothes, shoes, stuffs that I dont use anymore.
• Go jamming with my friends.
• Go ice skating.
• Maintain all my friendships.
• Go on a really romantic date!
• Meet new people.
• Hang out at Bukit Kiara often.
• Get a bicycle. And ride it everywhere.
• Update my blog everyday.
• Learn some recipes from my maid.
• Post more pictures on my blog.

Okay... These are all I can think of, for now. I have so much I want to do after high school, I cant list them one by one. The complex ones. I have a terrible memory, for your information. If I can think of anything else, I'll update this post! Before I want to cross every single one on that list, I have only one thing that I must do now. And that is.. to fucking study for spm. Alright, gonna try to study now.. and after that, Im gonna attempt suicide. Qielster-out!

No porn? No prob!

It has come to my attention that many bros are suffering from a very serious medical condition: Pornemia – the inadequate consumption of porn.

The causes can be manifold:
• Can’t afford spicier cable channels
• Or still illegal to buy porns
• Workday disrupting internal porn clock
• Marriage

Fortunately this erection-crippling disease is treatable. All around you are literally thousands of low-cost, publicly acceptable porn-portunities… you just have to know where to look.

YOUR LOCAL WEATHER GIRL
The only member of the news team who gets a full body shot. As she sashays across your screen spouting stories of rising temperatures and storm surges, you sit wide-eyed and slack-hawed amid a high-pressure front of your own.
COOKING SHOWS
Watching a foxy lady-chef take those slow, smooth, sensual bites is enough to make any man accidentally slice off his thumb.
BIRTHDAY PARTY “BOUNCE HOUSE”
While technically you’re renting the inflatable trampoline for little Harry and his friends, you’re not gonna be the one to stop one of his friend’s mom in her too-tight t-shirt from taking a little bounce… or two.
CLASSICAL SCULPTURY
Our ancestors’ Hustler. As girls shroud themselves in wintry layers why not pay a visit to a place where the ladies are willing to take it all off? I’m talking – of course – about the museum. Shuffling from standing nude to reclining odalisque is a fantastic way to enjoy your porn whilst being perceived as the cultured specimen you most certainly are not.
THE NIGHT SKY
Sure there’s the classics: The Big Dipper, Orion’s Belt and Ursa Major. But play a little game of connect the dots and you’ll find a surplus of interstellar boobies shining down on you every night. Camping by yourself just got awesome… not to mention easier, pitching-a-tent-wise.

ps : This is only for fun. To laugh alright, not to literally do it in real life. No, I am not a pervert. Although, maybe Im sick a little bit. Sick as in; 
1) you are unhealthy - unwell : cold, flu, etc.
2) you are awesome - out of this world, amazing.
3) you are gross - gross minded, terrible.
Maybe all of the above. I have a little cold today.

Smile like an idiot.

I suppose I have to continue with the 15 day challenge now. Well as you guys know that I stopped at Day 5, so Im gonna continue with Day 6, duh. Day 6: Ten things that make you smile and a picture of you smiling. Heh okay. As much as how lazy I am to write about it, I think I really do want to write about it. Just to keep you guys updated. And to maintain the awesomeness of my blog. Great who am I kidding right. My blog is nowhere near awesome. But, I am. Alright continuing.

First thing without any doubt that will make me smile is... *drumroll* food. Yes, that is completely the actual truth. Food has been with me through thick and thin, ups and downs, for better or for worse, in sickness and in health, for richer, for poorer, to love and to cherish, from the day I was born and forward and until death do us apart. I dont care if thats a little dramatic to describe this strong connection between me and food because I clearly dont and wont give a single fuck about what you guys think. Well actually, that is a little dramatic. Truth is, whenever I get sad or stressed out or just simply depressed, I'd eat. A lot. Screen five if you do that too. Im sure you guys are thinking what if I get fat, right? I really dont care about that. Maybe just a wee bit. But if eating makes me smile and feel better, shouldn't I just keep continue eating like a pig? Perhaps I should. After all, there's this saying; Do whatever that makes you happy.

Oh, I actually have a great idea. Instead of taking one picture of me smiling, I think I better take pictures of the things that make me smile. And yeh, done that.

How I Met Your Mother show

Goofing with my annoying sisters

True love stories!

My girlfriend. Oh yes, you read right.

This website!

Not being a brace-face anymore!

Well, unexpected calls!

Looking at this awesome person who lives inside the mirror

These are not all, guys. But right now I can only think of nine.. So there you go; Day 6, 9/10 done! Hehe.
Note to self : Dont take pictures of yourself without locking your door first. Your mum might end up laughing her ass off. And please, also put on your pants when the door is unlocked. Your mum's boyfriend could be with her too.

27th October.

Happy birthday, Wawin Manmohan.
How long has it been? 5 years? Oh yeh, five years. These past five years, ever since we were in form 1, you are the one, out of thousands, that has got closest to me. Knowing that there's someone who knows me really well like you do, makes me feel comfortable, I guess. Yes, we had some major fights back in the days, but we always made up in the end. Well those are in the past now.

Point is, today is your birthday and I just cant put everything in one post. Things like what I really want to say, and what I should have said to you in these years. My appreciation, gratefulness to having a friend like you. Also, Im sorry that sometimes, well most of the times, I can be a real prick to you. Like now, we dont really talk much(or is it just me) because maybe we dont sit with each other in class. Or that I dont spend time with you and the other six anymore. Like I said, I can be a real prick to anyone without noticing it. No, that is not an excuse okay.

Remember the time when we celebrated Lyna's birthday at your house? That was a really good time. That was a great time. We didnt have anything to care and worry about, really. No spm, no what's next after high school, no.. nothing. I wanna be past Qila again. With you being past Wawin. Im not sure about Lyna though. Shes kinda not our friends anymore. Dont want to talk about that here..

But I guess, it is a must to get on with our lives. That is exactly what Im doing. Spm, college, etc etc. And I hope we still can see each other after.. Whoa, of course we are gonna still see each other! Not just seeing each other. Hell, we are gonna rock college no-problem style. And were gonna go out clubbing with Sucjita, drinking alcohol and dancing Indian style. Thats a must la. Im sure she's gonna bug us to go out with her. Correction: to go out clubbing with her.

I think this is the end of my post. And again, happy birthday Win. Have a wonderful time celebrating with family, Aizat and your cats. Or have a wonderful time studying? Yeah I just read your tweets and wow, you really are studying non stop. I mean everyone else is except for me. My god Im so gonna get screwed. Oh and even your sleeping pattern is fucked until Spm is over. That is really.. something. Back to the end of my post. I love you win!

Let me break it down.

You're in your bed already tucked in, to sleep. Theres only one problem now. You cant make yourself fall asleep. Your mind wont stop thinking. You just cant make it stop from thinking about things like what you did today or what would have happened if you made other decisions otherwise. You get flashbacks of what happened between you and this particular someone, thinking what an idiot you are and what you should have said instead. You wish that now you can turn back the time and play everything right.

Whenever Im in that situation, which is every night, I'd listen to this playlist that I made and named it 'my night playlist'. Yes, who knew that I have a playlist specially made to allow myself to sleep. If thats not lame I dont know what is right. Anyway, Im sure some of you guys are like that. I dont wanna be the only one, please. Okay, so here's my night playlist. Yeh I know it looks retarded, just press the the play button. Click the next button to proceed to the next song. Alright, I know you guys are not kindergartners. Oh and yeh, I'll continue with Day 6 tomorrow, if I can.

Damn it Google.

Yes this is Aqilah Hamdan's new blog. No, I did not create a new one because Im ashamed of the old one. No way. In fact, I am very very proud of my previous blog. The reason why I made a new blog, this one, is because I cant log in to my blogger account. I dont know why. Not because of wrong password or username. Whenever I press log in, it will lead me straight to 'make a new account for your email'.. What the fuck right. Maybe someone hacked me. That is a possibility too. Or maybe Im just dumb plus lazy to figure out what the problem is. Creating a new blog is easier.

I guess I'll just continue blogging here. What was my last post on awealittlebitmorethansome again? Yes, the 15 day challenge. I stopped at Day 5. I'll start with Day 6 here.. anytime soon. Not today, or I dont think tomorrow I'll come online.

ps: Please tell all your friends, siblings, parents and relatives that this is my new blog now.